BODILY FLUIDS


hi im paul (jk im a girl)


i never thought id feel like this about a sunday

but i really really love today

there’s a quiet thunderstorm somewhere… its overcast and every once in a while lightning lights up my room and i hear the thunder rumbling, not threateningly or anything, just… perfectly. my mom found some mysterious cd with part indian sounding part old loving type swing music, its all relaxing and mystical and i love every song on it so far. i think it’s the eat pray love soundtrack.

i have no homework to worry about and organic chocolate chip cookies to look forward to (in the oven right now), mom’s making me a portobello mushroom burger for dinner (everyone else gets normal burgers), i have adorable new mini mint green owl earrings, i worked out and now i smell delicious and i’m all soft from my shower.. uhn, just uhn. i love being this relaxed. I might watch my favorite movie- the perfect sense- until i fall asleep. or i might just let the storm lull me to sleep. or start reading one of the books I bought. oh boy this music this muuuuuusic it IS the eat pray love soundtrack, it’s perfect :3 every sunday just has to be like this.

marissa0h:

fuck me

oh my christ ugh pepperoni pizza just ugh its so deserving of being all over my blog

marissa0h:

fuck me

oh my christ ugh pepperoni pizza just ugh its so deserving of being all over my blog

(Source: pizza--candy)

no

no

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richwhitelesbian:

terrifying if literal: sperm whale

hi richwhitelesbian you should have sex with me im not even embarrased cause its the internet

normally for the most part i think the things i say (in person, idk my thoughts as much) reflect what stereotypical gay guys would say.

(at least my preconcieved notion of sterotypical gay guys. i dont want to offend any actual gay guys that are actually intelligent individual beings. or categorize them. or anything.)

or if im talking to guys i want that i know are stupid er than me then i’m like clever sassy controlling uber powerful lois lane bitch

but then when i talk to guys i want that arent stupid i turn into a sweet bubbly giggly ditzy ass cute stupid little girl kindof in a way thats all ‘i love baking and puting banana shaped organs in my mouth and im not really good for anything else but dont you want to teach me because im so adorable and then rip off my pants with your teeth”

i wish i could just be lois lane bitch forever but honorable people terrify me i probably feel unworthy cause of my C in islam class

ok im bored

evidently

and im a vain narcisistic leo duh im taking pictures of myself

if i could eat oreo pizza like the one on my blog i would make that face
idk what other caption
im pretty

if i could eat oreo pizza like the one on my blog i would make that face

idk what other caption

im pretty

omg i swear i dont look like that at ALL
that much

omg i swear i dont look like that at ALL

that much

ihavenewrunningshoesbuttheyhurtmyfeetineedtoexchangethemlaterandilookgrossfrom runningandismelllikeonions.tumblr.com
im flexible thats how i did that

ihavenewrunningshoesbuttheyhurtmyfeetineedtoexchangethemlaterandilookgrossfrom runningandismelllikeonions.tumblr.com

im flexible thats how i did that

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theanimalblog:

Bear cub quadruplets are rare and usually reflect a healthy mother who is larger than your average bear - this she-bear fits the bill. (via zooborns)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i wish i was a bear

(via marissa0h)